TO: GOD
FROM: THE DOG
Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?
Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever,
smell one another?
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or
is it still the same old story?
Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar,
the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE
named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around?
We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler
Eagle'
the 'Chrysler Beagle'?
Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the fores t and no human hears
him, is he still a bad Dog?
Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand
signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic
energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to
apologize?
P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?







Thanks,the mood I was in, I wanted to block everything except K12 and PAVCS. Now, if only I could change his user acount to limited. I change it, close the window, open it right back up, and he is an administrater again.
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