Blast off to Janet's Planet, a place far better than Uranus.  I promise you that I will not ask anyone to send a love gift or sow any seeds of moola less than 1 million euros.  If anyone gets uptight please get off the rocket cuz you're weighing us down with religious deadweight.  This ride is exclusivley for those who feel like they need a lil power boost to endure the realities of life.  Don't ya think Jesus has a sense of humor?!  He picked 12 men (oh, guys don't get your undies in a bundle!).  Now that I've got your attention won't you come explore the world of satirical reality with me.  You may find that you really are insane.  That's okay because I've got first class tickets for you.  You can even have the seat by the window.

Disclaimer:  This blog does not intend to offend all, maybe most, if not some.  If you find yourself having a total loss of humor, one out of ten doctors somewhere highly recommends to eat dark chocloate, drink red wine, and watch "Oprah".   I know it makes me feel better...